We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He kissed a someone with a penis
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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