She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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