Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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