Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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