he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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