why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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