Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
