love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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