i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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