why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize