yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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