Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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