and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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