i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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