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hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?

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(858): View more from California

Life is so much better after having sex.

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(650): View more from California

I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.

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(845): View more from New York

I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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(214): View more from Texas

The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become

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(515): View more from Iowa

im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.

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(425): View more from Washington

Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.

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