im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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