You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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