If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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