Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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