i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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