Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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