just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
When are your genitals available?
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