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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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