You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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