my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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