She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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