pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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