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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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