why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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