Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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