i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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