Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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