oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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