I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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