Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well you can't waste a boner
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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