Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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