Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Hippo gnu deer
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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