He had one of those small greek statue penises
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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