thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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