would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
and she was petting her beer can
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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