i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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