oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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