I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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