Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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