Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
