Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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