I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Randomize
