he puts the penis in happiness.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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