I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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