i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I forgot wine drunk hurts
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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