she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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