And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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