I wish i was in the wii world.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Randomize
