plz talk dirty to me
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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