Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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