I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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