I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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