What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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